CRASH TOLD USEXACTLY WHATTO DO.
So we’re doing it. On Solana. Starting with the people who were here years before any of this.
HERE’S HIM
SAYING IT.
A project sent him $100,000 of their supply. He sold it, went on a Space, and explained what people should be doing instead.
Nobody needs to guess anymore.
the coin exists →
Press play. He does the rest.
What he says shows up here as he says it.
60 COINS.
ONE IDEA.
ALL BAD.
Every CRASH tribute coin has been the same coin, copying the first tribute coin on Base. Not a bad meme, not a bad chart, but a bad plan. All of them needed one man to do something before they worked. That’s not a community. That’s not a real project.
That’s a hostage situation with a ticker.
launch another CRASH coin
send him 80% of it
wait for him to notice
sell into his audience
the original lot
on Base, back when nobody was watching
$40M
SOME PEOPLE HAVE
BEEN HERE SINCE BASE.
The first CRASH community got to a $40M market cap. Then the whole market moved to Solana, and every project since has walked straight past them without paying homage.
Their wallets never moved. We know exactly who they are, because the chain does. The Snapshot was taken on September 1st.
Getting them over
not final yetBase
from
We took a snapshot
A list of wallets holding CRASH on Base was confirmed on September 1st.
Prove wallet ownership
Prove the Base wallet holding CRASH is yours, then point it to your Solana address. No funds move, ever.
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Your token allocation is available to claim and will be airdropped to your Solana wallet.
Solana
to
WHAT’S IN
THE BAG.
1,000,000,000 tokens. Three piles. Every one of them has a name and a reason.
The OGs
69%Set aside for the original CRASH community. They were here first, they get first dibs.
CRASH's bag
10%His, with no strings attached. He can hold it, or hand it out however he likes — to OGs, contributors, whoever he reckons deserves it.
Open market
21%We bonded the curve. The rest of the supply is for whoever wants to buy it and support the CRASH on Base community.
EVERY FEE GOES
STRAIGHT TO HIM.
We’re launching on Pump.fun through Paid — a launchpad that routes trading fees directly into an X account’s balance. Ours point at CRASH’s.
He doesn’t have to claim it, sign anything, or post about it. It just turns up.
- Launchpad
Pump.fun
- Fee routing
Paid
- Fees go to
CRASH's X account
CRASH gets to hand out rewards. He doesn’t get homework.
His 10% comes with zero obligations, and so do the fees. He can sit on the lot, or spend it on his own people — OGs, contributors, whoever he reckons deserves it. Not one post is owed to anybody.
CRASH DOESN’T HAVE
TO CARRY THIS.
Most tribute coins need one guy to keep posting forever. He stops, it dies. That’s not a community, that’s a subscription.
400,000 people already follow him. Thousands have traded next to him for years. If the meme’s any good at all, that lot have got it covered.
And if it isn’t good enough, no amount of him tweeting was ever going to save it.
the actual engine
400,000
PEOPLE
The whole plan, then
that’s it, that’s the list- 1
Listen to what CRASH actually said
- 2
Find the people who were here first
- 3
Bring them over to Solana
- 4
Pay the people who show up
- 5
Never need CRASH to tweet about it
- there is no step 6.
Every bit of this works without asking him first.
STOP FARMING
THE COMMUNITY.
Every attempt so far pulled value out of CRASH’s audience. This one is built to push it back in.
These switch on as the community decides what actually matters. This page turns into the board they run from.
- 01
OG recognition
Old wallets get flagged and looked after before anyone else gets a look in.
- 02
CRASH picks
He points at someone who deserves it. His bag does the rest. That's the whole process.
- 03
Meme bounties
The meme is the product. Best one each week gets paid for it.
- 04
Missions
Small jobs posted in the open. Do one, get paid. No application form.
- 05
Contributors
Editors, designers, devs, and whoever's still in the group chat at 4am.
- 06
Work for our bags together
Same ticker, same side. Whatever moves one bag moves all of them.
your idea
go on then, post it.